Activity of the Month: Make Yourself Something by Magic

[mama]

I will not have sex for a month and get myself pregnant.
And I will become hired.
Twice.

[Bas]

As what, Mary 2?

[GOD]

[mama]

Mary had sex with God...so no.

[Bas]

Christopher Hitchens once said of Christianity, what do you think is more likely, a virgin birth or that a Jewish girl could tell a fib?

I then lawled.

[Bas]

So wait, what are you asking us to do in this thread?

[mama]

Become something or make something happen in the next month by magic and tell us what your endeavor will be.

[Bas]

I hope to make this big blue eyed beauty from a class of mine fall in love with me. I have not so much as said a word to her before, the only real interaction we have had is one time I saw her walking somewhere on campus and a smiled at her and she smiled back... I think. Then I said said hi to some random person walking behind her who I didn't even know, why the fuck did I do that? Iunno. I hate me so much sometimes.


I'd also like to get all the stuff I'm doing done, go visit my old hometown, see some old friends and hopefully drink a whole bunch of alcoholic beverages and have a good time.


edit: When I say big blue eyed, I mean her big blue eyes are big. She is not, she is perfect.

[Bas]

I wish I had magic.

[Bas]

God I'm such a fucking UGH sometimes