Tell em.
Tell em.
I used to drink a lot every day for a super long time. Nowadays i like to enjoy a 40 with some MMA.
wat
I always thought you were some kind of ex-alcoholic who hated booze.
dry january
true story
maybe even a dry 2010
less likely
i dont remember any of the really good ones. there are plenty of them tho. ive seen video evidence of some of them. i still think its with a stuntman instead of me.
War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength
One of the ultimate things a human can learn is kindness for their fellow humans.
I’d like to teach those things to my children.
-Evan Tanner
The only "good" drinking story I have is the day I met my gf.
It was New Year's eve a few years ago, when I was 17 or 18, and my friends and I were looking for somewhere to crash and drink. We got ahold of a friend that said to come over to this house he was at. We showed up and not more than 10-20 mins later, I had already downed a 5th of vodka and was drinking everclear. Well, to make a long story short, my gf and her friends were babysitting some kids there and we weren't together, but she knew who I was, but I didn't know her.
To jump around, things ended up as this. Her friend was "attacked" by some guy there, I thought the cops were coming and tried to hide in a closet that had shelves so you couldn't hide in it, but yet I tried to close the door for some reason. One friend ended up puking all over the front room, another fell ontop of the coffee table, I ended up passing out in a fucking barbie tent. Yes, a fucking kid's barbie tent. I awoke to one of the kids peeking in the tent and saying hello to me. I quickly got up and woke my friends up.
I dont drink
now THATS a story
I had first Christmas party yesterday/last night
We all rocked on down to Balmoral Beach and sat in the shade under a tree, drinking lots of beer and wine. As usual there was stupid drama and bullshit (found out that WG had been blabbing about me to fellow workmate - fellow workmate [married with 3 kids BTW] has crush on WG - workmate now "hates" me). Went to bed about midnight, nailed WG, woke up feeling totally out of it, now just watching the clock and hoping it will all be over soon.
Got a two-day party next week - workmate who "hates" me will be there. Should be a lot of fun.
Is this WG the one you said was too young for you or something?