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    Apparently I have "monkey butt".

    Basically, my ass, thighs and crotch area are chaffed like a motherfucker. My happy place is raw son. RAW. The cause is intense friction due to the said areas not being dry. I sweat like the dickens.

    Buy stock in Gold Bond cause It's about to become a hard to find commodity.

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    They named this after me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalupa View Post
    Apparently I have "monkey butt".

    Basically, my ass, thighs and crotch area are chaffed like a motherfucker. My happy place is raw son. RAW. The cause is intense friction due to the said areas not being dry. I sweat like the dickens.

    Buy stock in Gold Bond cause It's about to become a hard to find commodity.
    Dude... if I buy stock in Gold Bond and you go out and buy the no name brand I wll... I WILL... I WILL DO NOTHING BECAUSE I'M A COWARD!!!



    But yeah I usually use babypowder for choda chaffing.

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    Gold Bond plus Tinactin makes everything better.

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