Try to summarize every decade you've lived in...

[Bas]

Do what I do only different (betterer):


80's: My parents fucked (ew), then I popped out (EW) and pooped in lots of daipers (EW!) Aside from that I was only alive for 2 years, I think there were lots of shitty infomercials though.

90's: My earliest memory was of seeing Jurassic Park in a theatre with my mum in I think 1993, sparking my childhood obsession with dinosaurs.

Other than that there was scream, scream 2, scream 3, I know what you did last summer (I've only seen one of these but they seem nintiesy to me in hindsight).

That and straight (see closeted) dudes would wear one earring on one of their ears (my brother... queer).

Pro wrestling was the shit in the late 90's, then Perfect Dark came out and literally smothered my interest in it to death by taking over my life.

N64 in general rules over my life.


2000s:

y2k bug=fail@phailingPwN37!!1!i!

two huge buildings get blown up, then people blow up a bunch of smaller buildings somewhere else looking for the guy to planned the blowing up of the first two buildings. The guy goes to hide in caves, so the other people blow up a bunch of caves, but it turns out they weren’t the right caves. Experts now believe the cave guy is now hiding in a building. Then some buses and other buildings get blown up too, then more buildings get blown up in another place on the grounds people thought they had things that could blow up lots of buildings at once, but they never find the building blower uppers. Now the place between the cave place and the place they thought had building blower uppers is thought to be developing their own super-building-blower-uppers, and some people there are talking shit about blowing up all the buildings in this one place where a lot of the buildings happen to be synagogues. All the building blowing upping causes every architect in the world to commit suicide, by jumping out of buildings.. except 2om30.

I discover alcohol... then I'm discovered on the bathroom floor (rinse, wash repeat)

I discover forums, internet addiction intensifies.

I combine alcohol and forums, shittiest threads of all time result.

50 Cent sucks

IPod comes out

50 Cent still sucks

IPhone comes out

Lil Wayne sucks more

My descent into insanity advances

Voices in the head

Voices go away for a while

I realize cucumbers are actually a fruit and it is possible to live on 30 bananas a day

I make this thread, it sucks balls, 4 months to go till 2011, the end.


Way too much stuff to cover, I know I'll remember a million things once I post this but meh...

[GOD]

Just kinda putting "key" words for mine.
70's
Green El Camino, riding lawnmower, frog hunt, scary mask.

80's
Breakdancing, bmx, runDMC, laffy taffy, skateboarding, drawing.

90's
Indestructable, drums, beer, green hair dye, city, cooking.

2000's
Monster, Taco Bell, day to day, real, messy, hope.

2010's
Tuned, entwined, focus, restart.(drums,drawing,...)

70's okay don't remember much expect i was at the beach body boarding.

80's i think the best time of my life was in the summer of 86.. lots of weed, cool surf, and beach parties..got stoned, surfed and screwed..

90's quit drugs.. Got into boxing golden gloves junior welterweight (139 lbs), discovered jiu-jitsu.

2000's career taking off, had my first child....

2010's feel kind of renewed..2009 can be wiped out of the history books for all I'm concerned....

[kingy]

80s
born, music, madonna obsession, make-up, cutting barbies hair, pitchforking brother in thigh, same sex feelings

90s
music, i have a crush on every boy(especially older boys), neon bathing suit mishap, sweet & sour chicken, mazagine, ace of base/en vogue/meatloaf/amy grant, sports, first kiss

00s
music, immense amount of studying/learning/knowledge, insanity stint, lost virginity, gave birth, lol'd, true love, more lolz, personal death and growth

10s
mein Kampf für die Gesundheit, Verständnis, Freiheit und Göttlichkeit. music.

2010 and counting... trying to get funds to fix ceiling in garage..

80's
Born, Traveling between parents, Watermelon Diet, Fruit Allergy

90's
Pokemon, Macarena, 4-H, Pro-Wrestling, First Beer

2000's
Popularity, Books, Captain Morgan, Fight Club's, College, Serious Girlfriend, Serious Break-up, Born-again alcoholic, Arrests

2010
New Life

[HALZION]

70s

borned. watched mother shoot hole in floor (aiming at me). watched mother convulse. inherited scars.

80s

lost mother to world. watched father man up. watched tv. played nintendo. watched father remarry.

90s

rebelled. got locked up. rebelled. played sega and playstation. watched TGIF. learned rap, learned/played punk.

00s

rebelled less. got locked up. met lady, married lady. made babies. addressed inherited scars.

2010-

made changes in thought. accepted faults and inherited scars. realized im just as badass as my dad. discovered pride. embraced adulthood, turned 31 (in october), continued learning.

2012-

died a fiery death. happy.

[Odin]

1970s - STAR WARS

1980s- MORE STAR WARS

1990s- abuse to star wars

2000s- murder of star wars

2010s- burial of star wars

[HALZION]

1970s - STAR WARS

1980s- MORE STAR WARS

1990s- abuse to star wars

2000s- murder of star wars

2010s- burial of star wars

badass.

[Odin]

bout the best way i could think to sum it up.