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    to my insides.
    I am officially calling it quits with flesh eating.
    My body despises it.
    Thanks.

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    *hugs a tree*
    wat

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    *eats some ch'kn or some shit*

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    If meat is murder I'm Jack the Ripper.

    I want to get one of those Gyro rotisseries installed in the passenger seat of my car. I would keep the pita bread and tzatziki sauce in the glove box. I would use this daily if not hourly.



    Just look at that meat. I want to rub it's feet with lotion and spoon with it. I want to slow dance to Phil Collins "One more night" with that meat my friend.

    "Like a river to the sea
    I will always be with you
    and if you sail away
    I will follow you to the deli"

    -Phil Collins

    *lover, singer, songwriter, English gnome, professional meat man

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    actually, i was never much a meat girl in the first place, chicken was my whore.
    and these ch'kn things are really fucking good.
    no care.
    eat yer meat.
    also, the title was tongue in goat.

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    I believe tongue in a goat is illegal in most states.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StupidMonKey View Post
    I believe tongue in a goat is illegal in most states.
    IF ITS IN THE WOODS, ITS LEGAL

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    edit:
    i will never miss a farmers market thursday again.
    Last edited by mama; 09-16-2010 at 10:16 PM.

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    meat = yum

    the end.

    War is Peace
    Freedom is Slavery
    Ignorance is Strength


    One of the ultimate things a human can learn is kindness for their fellow humans.
    I’d like to teach those things to my children.
    -Evan Tanner

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin View Post
    meat = yum

    the end.
    eat it

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