My adventures in the useless invention called Google Voice

[kingy]

Here you will read my voicemail transcripts presented to me by Google Voice.
Enjoy!

[kingy]

Hi Cameron sides.

[kingy]

Bye, call react to come down to santa out Because.

[kingy]

Hey, I want my son of a grand jury tired. Hey, Bring a happily.

[kingy]

Hey Annalisa, Why aren't you answering your phone call me hi.

[kingy]

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no shit?

[GOD]

Hey dude. What, plus talk about emergency train it.

[kingy]

Annalisa. I'm downstairs.

[Bas]

*heavy breathing and masturbation noises*

[kingy]

Hello, this is scallop invader properties. From said return today and But I will be there tomorrow, Friday. December 2nd, to replace your hot water. Sam, your clients and do the other reading stuff on the work order. Thank you and have a great day. If you have any questions my number is (555) 958-4551. Again, my name is Scott. My number is (555) 958-4551. Thank you.