when i was at work today...

[godzuki]

i learned that if you ring up childrens motrin and 2 hersheys bars with almonds the total comes up to 11.01.
i would have taken a picture, but its like super no to have cell phones out on the clock.
the end.


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[godzuki]

oh.
and i was ringing some lady up and while were standing there less than a foot apart this classless asshole takes a wad of gum out of her mouth and sticks it right to the counter.
right there. not the bottom. but right there. right in front of me.
can you fucking believe that.

[Odin]

did you reach over the counter and punch her in the mouth?

[godzuki]

no.
i need my job.

[Odin]

im pretty sure you could have gotten away with it.

[godzuki]

doubt it, but maybe next time.

[godzuki]

that reminds me...
i was a manager at big lots a while ago.
this bitch and i got into a big fight while i was at work.
i was fine until she talked shit about my hair.
i was randomly holding one of those ground gophers in my hand.
kinda like this thing, but it was only one row of spikes.....
anyways. i was fine. just bitching back and forth with the lady from across the front end of the store.
but when she said that shit about my hair i went nuts.
i calmly turned around and walked to the time clock and punched out.
as i was walking back to the front of the store the store manager, who just saw me punch out, asked where i was going. i said "im going to kill some bitch".
he didnt say anything. just followed me.
i got up there and that cunt was still standing there so i was like all hulked out telling her to go outside and all kinds of shit. then i guess she realized that i was going to kill her and started yelling about calling the cops and shit.
then here comes my boss and another kid that worked there.. one was holding me back and the other was pulling the ground thing out of my hand.
the lady ran out.
afterwards i realized how ridiculous it was, but dood.
you dont insult a chicks hair.
ever.
thems fightin words.
end of story.

[Odin]

that story made me smile. it made me think of all the funnies i had at best buy.

[godzuki]

sometimes the shittiest things about retail are the funniest.

oh.
and i was ringing some lady up and while were standing there less than a foot apart this classless asshole takes a wad of gum out of her mouth and sticks it right to the counter.
right there. not the bottom. but right there. right in front of me.
can you fucking believe that.

What a fucking scumbag. Cunt ass.